Yes, Bold Body Limericks… and it isn’t bold bawdy limericks. Though some of them may strut around like the road-side romeos do outside any girls college!
Just a few of them here in this post… enjoy.
I have two and you have two
Both can be fictional and also true
No, not silicon
You silly con
Pairs also help us see and hear and do!
Organs are organs and will be so
They rise high and also lie low
you, we’ll know only if you show!
What’s on your feet is on your mind
So those in sneakers try to find
Those in flip-flops
Do lots of hops
But barefoot to temples? What a mind!
Rings on fingers help to bind
Specs on eyes help to find
A turban cried
I’m tied to hide
Some vital cells until they’re min(e)d!
How can you say you have no cell
They’re outside you and inside dwell
Some need a charge
Some just discharge
There’s just no life without a cell!
Should a hood be made of wood?
Would then a ‘should’ be understood?
Should wood hood?
Would ‘should’ be good?
If you hadn’t a brain, I’d be misunderstood!
Leaf and let leaf, said the environmentalist
What if! What if! Went the sentimentalist
It is the body
And the bawdy
That are always together in every list!
The mind is a funny part
It slows and halts and then starts
But many times
It just rhymes
A hang with bang and then farts!
-ing is there in every sting
So we howl with a lot of feeling
but life is living
until you’re breathing
and –ing is there in your very be-ing!
30 March 2012