“A new way to lower heart disease, diabetes risk” The Hindu
Oils in the health race have grapeseed ahead
Even the hoity-toity olive oil must now go to bed!
“Delhi govt plans legal action against channels” The Hindu
Doctored videos on news channels is a sin
Put such journalism in the recycle bin!
“Godfather of Email signs off @74” Hindustan Times
#Tomlinson, godfather of emails is no more
He will stay with us forever @lore
“To empower women, let’s start by making our streets safe” TOI
Nari Shakti isn’t a fad for a single day
We need to celebrate Women’s Day every day!
“Yamuna fest has no fire, traffic nod yet” Hindustan Times
Sri Sri don’t kill the Yamuna floodplain please
It isn’t worth some trivial spiritual tease!
“President says no to Art of Living” Mail Today
Art of Living declared eco-insensitive here
And the President backs out in fear!
“Family of doctor killed in Agra mishap blames minister Smriti” Hindustan Times
We thought #SmritiIrani to degrees was blind
But even a dying man her eyes cannot find!
“Family accuses Smriti Irani of turning blind eye to dying man” The Hindu
They sit on proposals & files
Call it ‘ministerial styles’
So in her car
Sat the #BJP star
A man died on expressway miles.
“DRT freezes Vijay Mallya’s sweetheart deal with Diageo” Mint
Shall we allow Mallya to run away now?
He had a lot to pay and in humility bow!
”Your big fat wedding is under watch” Mail Today
The wedding show-offs in India be wary now
Being watched is your spend on crackers & chow!
08 March 2016