Well, you may not believe this but navigation through technology for the music of a peppy marriage is possible. All you need is an imaginary app (because no has yet thought of creating one that my rhyming couplets talk about) to make it all happen. And if this really happens, all one can say with delight is: Fantastico! I do hope my rhymes are noticed and read and have some impact on the hundreds of app developers cruising the virtual highway.
And yes, I will also like to mention here that all these two-line cheeky, perky rhymes are absolutely tweetable. The word count makes them twitter friendly… so go ahead and choose the ones you like and tweet them… do remember to mention that they were written by me.
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Yes, happiness is just an app away
To the music of marriage you may sway!
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An app to make her say: ‘Here’s the remote.
We’ll see on TV what u like. Why rock our boat?’
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An app to push us nearer if we drift
Will give relationships a lovely lift!
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An app that gets hot when ‘I’ rules
And with every ‘we’ it simply cools!
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An app that uses the camera to judge mood
And suggest if I go ‘yippie!’ or in silence brood
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With ultrasonic waves it must keep pests away
As my peppy partner rests during night or day!
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An app that rhyming lines does speak
When her mood is not so ‘theek’
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An app to contact the all consultants and teams
To suggest my name when she asks for a boy of her dreams
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An app to tell me what she really means and says
When her tone and words have sweetened sprays!
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An app to rate her footsteps on the Richter scale
And predict an earthquake, tsunami or a gale!
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An app to track her social media actions
And on my behalf post my wondrous reactions!
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An app to hear a voice & suggest it’s reliability,
humour-ability, workability, and fidelity!
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An app that navigates you to the nearest gift shop
To prevent a vital day for her being a flop!
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An app to sense vibes and vibrations
And suggest steps to strengthen relations
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An app to make me as restless as she is
This is what I’d call a compatibility kiss!
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An app that loudly says ‘Yes, that’s true!’
When she says she knows all & is a guru!
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So this was a series of tweetable rhymes in this post and they are not in any particular order. I wrote them as they occurred to me and so…
Some rhymes have the keywords too
And give a reasonable view
May the judges love them
May they have an impact on you!
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This blog post is inspired by the blogging marathon hosted on IndiBlogger for the launch of the #Fantastico Zica from Tata Motors. You can apply for a test drive of the hatchback Zica today.
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Arvind Passey
27 January 2016