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“A new way to lower heart disease, diabetes risk” The Hindu
Oils in the health race have grapeseed ahead
Even the hoity-toity olive oil must now go to bed!
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“Delhi govt plans legal action against channels” The Hindu
Doctored videos on news channels is a sin
Put such journalism in the recycle bin!
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“Godfather of Email signs off @74” Hindustan Times
#Tomlinson, godfather of emails is no more
He will stay with us forever @lore
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“To empower women, let’s start by making our streets safe” TOI
Nari Shakti isn’t a fad for a single day
We need to celebrate Women’s Day every day!
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“Yamuna fest has no fire, traffic nod yet” Hindustan Times
Sri Sri don’t kill the Yamuna floodplain please
It isn’t worth some trivial spiritual tease!
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“President says no to Art of Living” Mail Today
Art of Living declared eco-insensitive here
And the President backs out in fear!
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“Family of doctor killed in Agra mishap blames minister Smriti” Hindustan Times
We thought #SmritiIrani to degrees was blind
But even a dying man her eyes cannot find!
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“Family accuses Smriti Irani of turning blind eye to dying man” The Hindu
They sit on proposals & files
Call it ‘ministerial styles’
So in her car
Sat the #BJP star
A man died on expressway miles.
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“DRT freezes Vijay Mallya’s sweetheart deal with Diageo” Mint
Shall we allow Mallya to run away now?
He had a lot to pay and in humility bow!
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”Your big fat wedding is under watch” Mail Today
The wedding show-offs in India be wary now
Being watched is your spend on crackers & chow!
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News in rhyming tweets
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Arvind Passey
08 March 2016
